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November, 2011:

Shut Your Whore Mouth Monday – The Traffic Edition

At Mushroom Printing we have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth!

Also: more Vodka.

Obviously.

So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog party. Here’s what we’re doing: Each week, we’re all gonna rant. About what? Doesn’t matter. Can be a small post, a big post, whatever. If you write a rant on your own blog, we’re adding a link-widget so you can put your blog link to your own rant for us. If you have no blog or would prefer to write a rant in the comments, feel free. So grab a badge and let’s begin.

My rant today? Traffic. If there’s one rule of the road people need to remember it’s that the left lane is the passing lane. It’s not the lane you just sit in oblivious to the 5 mile line of traffic behind you. You don’t want to speed? Fine. Move the hell over! Holiday weekend traffic is bad enough without asshats just merrily driving along in the left hand lane. On my eight hour drive home from NC, I must have passed more people in the center and right lanes just to get around the slowass douche canoes in the left lane. I swear, there needs to be a position for police offers whose sole job is to pull over people who are just sitting in the passing lane. It’s called a passing lane for a reason!

Conversations with Aidan

This kid cracks me up!

Aidan: Mom, what is puberty?

Me: It’s when your hormones change, you start growing hair on your legs, arms, and face, and your voice gets deeper.

Aidan: Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

Me: It’s a good thing.

Aidan: Then I want to catch puberty.

Weight Loss Wednesday

I know, I know…I said I wasn’t doing this on a weekly basis anymore. Well, WTF Wednesday has become new">Shut Your Whore Mouth Monday so that frees up Wednesdays again. I’m still not sure I’ll post every week, but when I’ve hit a milestone, you bet I’m gonna shout it all over the Interwebz.

This past week I lost another 2.8 pounds. That’s great, but what I’m even more excited about is that not only have I reached my first mini-goal, I’ve surpassed it. My first mini-goal was to lose 25 pounds. To date, I’ve lost a total of 26.4 pounds!! I have to tell you, that 250 looks a lot better on the way down than it did on the way up!

The real challenge is coming up with the holidays. If I can manage not to gain, I’ll be happy.

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